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linkenby

butchfeygela

i was going to reblog this long post abt different signs u might be addicted bc some of them where helpful indicators and i think people should be aware of how their substance impact their life so they can make informed decisions but like so much of it was just wrapped in this veneer of judgement and like underlying view that "acknowledging your addiction" = "going sober"

butchfeygela

okay yeah thats a helpful lil guage for if your depedent on your drug of choice

now just wait a minute

butchfeygela

all of you are so fucking correct. the response to addiction doesnt have to be "oh all these other things (coffee, weed, cigarettes etc) are no different than other addictive substances so we should all adopt a mentality of hate the sin and love (pity) the sinner" instead of "people self medicate with a variety of substances and that can lead to physical and mental dependencies and people should be able to make their own decisions of what they put in their body and should be supported in doing so in ways that can reduce harm"

but thats a lot less dramatic and condescending tho so *shrugs*

anipwrites

awritersbro

Someone tried to get one of my posts to breach containment almost a week ago now and it's still only got like 50 notes.

This fact has filled me with hubris.

My containment is unbreachable. I have four blogs and never gotten more than 100 notes on a post. The majority of this site Cannot Percive me. I can post whatever I want and nobody except for some of my beloved mutuals and followers will see it.

I am invisible. I am free.

awritersbro

IMG ID: a comment from @ jusiri saying "god if only I still had that free 20 dollar blaze" END ID

penguicorn-arts

awritersbro:
Someone tried to get one of my posts to breach containment almost a week ago now and it's still only got like 50 notes.
This fact has filled me with hubris.
My containment is unbreachable. I have four blogs and never gotten more than 100 notes on a post. The majority of this site Cannot Percive me. I can post whatever I want and nobody except for some of my beloved mutuals and followers will see it.
I am invisible. I am free.
@jusiri I have blazed posts twice now, my friend, and they have recieved 200 and 100 notes respectively. Enough to make my notifications interesting for 24 hours, but not enough to make them unuseable.
From this I can only conclude that I am immune from the fires of Tumblr blaze. No scorch marks can ravage my notifications, and I can post freely knowing that they can never be rendered unusable.
Still, I'm glad you don't have that free blaze. Fate, I feel, would have found that too funny a chance to pass up.

i saw this and I thought, oh how ironic surely if I am seeing this now it is because in an ironic twist of fate this post has like 15k notes now

but no

it's at 29 notes

I went looking for irony, a little twist of fate proving you wrong and I only found evidence to your claims

unbidden-yidden

YET

unbidden-yidden

We cracked the 100 note limit so fast guys, I believe in us that we can get this post to the 15k+ notes it deserves

awritersbro

hey i just got back from work what is going on here

awritersbro

#When you see hubris so profound that you must lift the sword of karmic irony #and strike out against it #15k? I believe in us. We’ll top 50k before it’s through @lonerofthepack Alas, a tumblr post is never “through”, which is why I will not say something so foolish as “if this post gets to 50k I will cut all my hair off”

still taking suggestions for what I should do if this post reaches 15k though.

awritersbro

#eat your favorite dessert at 15k @frogeyedape oh! I like that suggestion. Thank you!

theshitpostcalligrapher

*cracks knuckles*

get yaself a treat :3c

anipwrites

elusivist

Guys 2014 is in two months

eating-the-inedible

Guys 2024 is in two months

wildestheart4ever

whitepeopletwitter

plumadesatada

What is the best part of this image?

the cross-species fucking

choosing a tiger of all things an animal infamous for its 15-second-long coitus

the ghost of Albert Einstein watching approvingly from the skies like Mufasa

“NO BONE ROT!”, implying that other gas station dick pills do cause bone rot

dick pills solemly swear to increase your IQ and spatial awareness

implication that Increased Deductive Reasoning is a highly desired sex squality

encourages minors to ask their parents permission to consume drugs

the combination of all of the above

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mikkeneko

I have encountered these at rest stops in some rural areas. What really stood out to me about it was that they were not being sold up at the counter. No, they were being sold in the bathrooms, out of little vending machines like the ones you'd usually get tampons or pads out of. Thus implying that these were critical bathroom supplies in some way

anipwrites

thoughtportal

things you can freeze

sabertoothwalrus

queenofnevermore

i love mutual pining to lovers because it gives some of the vibes of a love triangle without the needless drama. alternatively it’s like a love triangle except the third person is just mutual stupidity.

anipwrites

relelvance

I work at indeed.com my job is throwing all of the applications away

gardensandghosts

YOU

relelvance

Soulja boy tell em

wishfulina

goldensunset

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love